Thoughtful Kids

Sigh.
After all that cleaning, my kitchen is a mess again.
But not to worry!
My children, who love me dearly and are are always willing to go 'above and beyond', allow most of our dishes to live in moldy splendor in their bedrooms, thereby ensuring that there are never enough dishes upstairs to make more than a small mess in the kitchen.
Aren't they thoughtful. . . .???